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Engine Demotivational Poster

ENGINEERS - we solve problems such as: "How do you make an apple computer useful?"

TAGS: calander engineers make macs useful dlm4
Rating: 4.83/5

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DLM4 - September 17, 2010, 2:11 am
oh ya, and i thank you for the 5L
DLM4 - September 17, 2010, 2:11 am
simply because a problem is solved, does not mean that the solution can not be improved upon. also that which has been fixed has a nasty tendency to become broken again
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:16 pm
if engineers solved problems and fixed everything, wouldn't they be out of work?..5 for the proper use of a mac tho
DLM4 - September 16, 2010, 12:12 am
overlooked by the media in favor of failures that seldomly occur
DLM4 - September 16, 2010, 12:08 am
engineers solve problems, it's what we do. society presents us with a problem or challenge and it is our job to find a solution that is cost effective and efficient. sadly the many engineering marvels that are constantly being created are almost always
agdaniele - September 16, 2010, 12:04 am
Not in this lifetime.
Iconoclast - September 16, 2010, 12:00 am
Engineers solve problems. When did that start?
Ed-Hyde - September 15, 2010, 1:31 pm
Meh, I like this caption better. 5L, steve jobs is bill gates in disguise.
GreyScorpion - September 15, 2010, 1:29 pm


TAGS: well engineered arch
Rating: 4.88/5

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thatonekid - July 22, 2011, 6:32 pm
it's not the material,. it's the shape. water passes freely through the openings in the arch, leaving it standing due to minimal surface friction, same thing with an explosive force.
house - July 19, 2011, 5:31 am
Thanks all for the votes and comments
Tytan - July 19, 2011, 2:29 am
well it looks like they should make the city out of that material
spacedog - July 18, 2011, 8:01 pm
Nice one House.
Anima - July 18, 2011, 3:58 pm
It's a horcrux belonging to Bruce Lee
Airman - July 18, 2011, 1:12 pm
the earthquake never hit Nagasaki. This is an internet hoax. The earthquake was way north
Hawamleh - July 18, 2011, 12:41 pm
that explains surviving the A-bomb, please do explain the earthquake then? you can't ! that gate is JESUS CHRIST INCARNATE !
okami - July 18, 2011, 9:12 am
(cont) if the torii was directly below, it would have been 'safe', as was a building (still preserved) in Hiroshima.
okami - July 18, 2011, 9:11 am
i spent time in Japan in the Marines in the 70's. it's called a 'torii' (gate). . .among other things, it symbolizes the gateway between Heaven and Earth. the explosion was an airburst around 1,500 feet above the ground. (cont)
caveman - July 18, 2011, 9:01 am
and.... favourited
Minuteman - July 18, 2011, 7:26 am
Judging from the gray color and apparent composition, that arch looks like its made out of the same stuff from STARGATE.
HypercatZed - July 18, 2011, 4:02 am
Now that's a really good question!
MPsniper - July 17, 2011, 7:58 pm
LOLz.... 5 big megatons to you


TAGS: engineers may suck but lawyers lick
Rating: 4.8/5

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Anything - April 18, 2010, 2:39 pm
think of one, or copypasta a joke onto MSpaint and make a poster.
SerpentMaster - April 15, 2010, 10:28 pm
how long does it take for you people to come up with these really good ones?
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 7:45 pm
Agreed. Good one Ice, 5Ls.
Airman - April 15, 2010, 11:41 am
good one ice
ICEMAN - April 15, 2010, 11:27 am
Thanks Kids. And for what its worth Face, the brew is always cold & on tap at my place. ;)
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 10:41 am
Nice one Ice! @ Bone - Howsa bout you and ice get together and figure out a way to keep the beer cold and always on tap. The motifam will be able to keep y'all company.
BoneCD - April 15, 2010, 7:34 am
That's 5 Ice!!!! As an engineer, I'm sure I'm going to hell...
forseti - April 15, 2010, 3:33 am
love it!
SerpentMaster - April 15, 2010, 2:20 am
CANADA - April 15, 2010, 1:59 am
ahahahaha! thats great!

THE ENGINEER - some say half full, other says half empty, I say the cup is twice as big as it needs to be

TAGS: cups water engineer
Rating: 3.58/5

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BoneCD - February 20, 2010, 8:22 am
Ah, but applying a factor of saftey of say 2...it's just right.
lesterinside - February 19, 2010, 7:37 am
THE ACCOUNTANT The water is twice as much as it needs to be.

GENETIC ENGINEERING - Genetic Engineering Can Bring Society Many Good Things, Yet also, many scary things.

TAGS: horse pigeon genetic engineering wtf
Rating: 1.98/5

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Scorpio7 - December 23, 2008, 11:03 pm
I'd say it's a statement against genetic engineering.
Souf - July 30, 2008, 10:14 pm
This is ?stupid. WTF is the point?

let's find out -

TAGS: start your engines
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - February 20, 2017, 5:07 am
I've got five Daesh going south on Bangadangalaka Street! I need air support now!
premiumgrade - October 2, 2014, 3:54 am
How sweet. 5 well deserved Ls.
maoworks2 - August 23, 2014, 7:38 am
I Second That !
Greeny - August 22, 2014, 9:16 pm

REDNECK ENGINEERING - Why America will never be successfully invaded by a foreign country.

TAGS: redneck engineering pumpkin cannon
Rating: 4.31/5

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Theguyatthebar - November 16, 2011, 6:58 pm
The link was accidental!
Theguyatthebar - November 16, 2011, 6:57 pm
The year 1812 begs to differ!
timothep - November 15, 2011, 7:14 am
native americans beg to differ !

THE HEMI - Obliterating the competition since 1964.

ENGINEERING - it's as easy as putting one brick on top of another


TAGS: thomas the tank engine transformers
Rating: 4/5

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Ed-Hyde - July 12, 2010, 6:54 am
What sucks is that you can't buy these anymore. Non-licensed.


TAGS: life time human nature architect engineer joke stuff road highway weird loop
Rating: 3.52/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 1:53 pm
Depends specifically on the height of the loop. Gravity is a constant so the exact height of the loops needs to be known in order to calculate the required velocity. But the top isn't the safety point - you're not safe until you reach the 270 degree mark.
PapaKiloDelta - October 19, 2010, 11:07 pm
I want to do that right now!
Jmac0585 - June 11, 2010, 12:32 pm
LD0ne - Way too.
LD0ne - June 11, 2010, 10:23 am
just for my own information i know this will never happen but how fast would you have to go to be able to pull drive that without falling when you reached the top

ENGINEER'S DICTIONARY - Bekause we kan't spel wrth crawp

TAGS: engineer s dictionary
Rating: 3.45/5

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pieman - April 13, 2010, 2:38 am
Gues who has 2 thums and like dis poster. This guy!
YamiSlain - April 12, 2010, 9:47 pm
Wow, i took a pause from my essay about Engineering and i went here and saw this, what a coincidence.


LUNCH TIME - a sippy cup isn't going to cut it


TAGS: life time human nature architect engineer joke stuff museum weird
Rating: 3.72/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - July 6, 2011, 7:10 pm
hey it's the wonderworks building from Panama city! man that tunnel in the beginning really confuses the sh*t outa me. you'd know what I was talking about if you'd ever been there
Zero - August 26, 2009, 3:56 pm
i live 15 miles away from here, 5 lions for you sir
Pabbicus - August 21, 2009, 6:14 am
That building is awesome, it's in Orlando, FL on International Drive.


TAGS: jobs engineering bridge construction
Rating: 4.09/5

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usaf1995 - April 25, 2010, 8:51 pm
lol how do you do that?


TAGS: engine vagina self piston
Rating: 4.25/5

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know_it_all - April 16, 2010, 3:26 pm
1, nice try tho!
rerun - April 2, 2010, 5:50 pm

if there are more that "3" options on the maching....not sure I want to know.
Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 10:15 am
I love it! Fav'd and Five'd
forseti - April 1, 2010, 7:52 am
my piston knows 3 cylinders so far. what's about the remaining 7?!?

WTF?!? - Some design engineers have waaaaaay too much time on their hands. Or drugs...

TAGS: time engineer fish drugs design
Rating: 3.86/5

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ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 4:09 am
Hey, what can I say, I'm a compulsive udder fluffer. This time is for real... later Mooooooooooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 4:04 am
I thought you went to bed.....aren't we friends? why you gotta play me like that?
ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 3:53 am
Good luck on that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 3:49 am
wait, wait....there's a ballcock joke in here somewhere......I really need to make some friends.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 3:43 am
I'd feel weird having those fish watch me take a shit....at least my cellmates avert their eyes.


Outside-The-Box -

Basic home repairs -

TAGS: engineering basics
Rating: 4.38/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 21, 2013, 8:51 pm
All one needs to know.

THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING... - We would like to welcome you aboard this A380 flight.., You may have noticed smoke coming from one of the engines.., But it is all OK as we have '11' more...

TAGS: a380 engine explosion fire smoke
Rating: 2.8/5

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Mongoose - December 7, 2010, 7:59 am
What about the wheels? - it might come off!!!




TAGS: the little engine who could projectile vomit
Rating: 3.55/5

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Fatt Matt - November 20, 2009, 11:39 am
Great as always Sean. 5

GENETIC ENGINEERING - Just another reason why mad scientists shouldn’t work in zoos.

TAGS: genetic engineering
Rating: 2.64/5

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Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 6:48 pm
O sh*t LD and Raptor Jesus hooked up at the MALT part, WTF!
CANADA - December 18, 2009, 12:52 pm
Or should! that things bad ass!

Female Engineers -


TAGS: engineering engineer construction royalty demotion
Rating: 4.89/5

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Greybeard - September 28, 2014, 11:16 pm
Thank you sir :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 28, 2014, 11:10 am
Nice! 5L


TAGS: that will teach those engineers
Rating: 4.38/5

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Reality Lord - December 4, 2010, 8:07 pm



Genetic Enginering -


TAGS: rotary mazda bmw fire engine
Rating: 2.29/5

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Bolverk37782 - May 12, 2012, 7:29 pm
Sports Car & BMW in the same breath what an oxymoron!!

super science -

TAGS: godzilla vs furby super science giant monster genetic engineering
Rating: 5/5

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calron - February 25, 2017, 4:58 am
"new blood" 182722 Tee hee. :)
5150monkeylove - February 23, 2017, 1:02 pm
UY. Please check out the "poster evolution" thread in the forum. It's a weekly contest. Come rampage with us, we need new blood.


TAGS: single engine night flying
Rating: 4.65/5

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Budog - June 16, 2011, 4:20 am
Try being a flight medic (Hospital Corpsman) on a Marine Corps CH-46 helicopter. Especially on a South Carolina coastal stormy night! That is a trip all it's own...
Derek - June 11, 2011, 9:51 pm
I'm told that losing the fan makes one pretty sweaty.
Greeny - June 10, 2011, 8:24 pm
I rode in a Luscombe that landed with zero runway lights and no moon... I bet the marks are still on the 5eat

HAWAMLEH THE TANK ENGINE - Thomas didn't stand a chance.

TAGS: thomas hawamleh engine tribute train
Rating: 4.27/5

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Hawamleh - March 4, 2011, 11:35 am
I love doing kid's tv shows now that I took thomas' place, next episode. the goat train.

TRAGEDY - In 1888, a Kansas physician devised a machine to dig deeper bores for water. During a demonstration it exploded, killing him & 5 onlookers. He forgot that his job was to attend to the sick, not the well.


TAGS: electrical engineers get babes too
Rating: 4.72/5

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steve1961 - September 21, 2012, 2:14 am
Awesome and accurate portrayal of our Pengey. Well done:)

Genetic Engineering -

DAWN BREAKS ON SEAN DAY - Let the games begin

Puzzlement -



TAGS: chocolate search engines
Rating: 3.13/5

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Derek - November 27, 2009, 3:19 pm
Social networking - in chocolate flavour (and it makes more sense)
ronsart - November 27, 2009, 12:06 pm
My 5



Missed it by that much! -

TAGS: engineering fail pisa
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - February 22, 2017, 3:09 am
The ground seems strong enough to support that church well enough.

Head towards the light... -

TAGS: jet engine fail
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 5, 2017, 10:49 am
At least its the exhaust and not the intake.... ^!

mechanics -

GENETIC ENGINEERING - The possibilities are frightening but strangely welcome by others, go figure?

Engineer -

Anti-Gravity Bra -